is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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