And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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