Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You can make out without kissing
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