even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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