just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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