brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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