that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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