I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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