I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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