is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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