can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
