i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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