so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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