Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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