i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
