did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
