it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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