She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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