You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
