He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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