Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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