Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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