i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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