We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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