these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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