how can u be prego again
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
