...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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