So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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