How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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