Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We talked him into tasing himself.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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