Just mADE A PArabola og urine
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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