physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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