If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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