shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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