Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Randomize
