I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Everclear isn't food dammit
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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