Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
