The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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