dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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