How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
