didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
did i just pee glitter
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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