She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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