I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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