I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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