I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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