Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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