Don't you send me to vm
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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