i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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