I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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