There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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