if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize