idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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