I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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