R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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