Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
