i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
God I need to hump something, right now.
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