Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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