i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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