id be glad to
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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