I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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